LET THEM EAT PIZZA! – THE 86TH ACADEMY AWARDS

By Shawne Wang 

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The acting categories were as predicted. Cate Blanchett, of course, was a sure thing the moment Blue Jasmine screened in cinemas. Matthew `Alright, Alright, Alright!` McConaughey is now an Oscar winner (now it`s okay to not be ashamed when we dust off our DVDs of 10 Things I Hate About You and Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past, right?). Lupita Nyong`o won for her heartbreaking turn as Patsey in 12 Years A Slave, and Jared Leto for his heartbreaking turn in Dallas Buyers Club.

Check out the full list of winners below.

In the meantime, allow us to share THE BEST MOMENTS OF THE ENTIRE CEREMONY:

– THE BEST SELFIE OF ALL TIME. ALL OTHER SELFIES CAN GO HOME.

– Liza Minnelli (in royal blue) failed to make it into the shot

 

– Ellen Degeneres ordered 99 pizzas and started dishing them out to everyone in the audience. Brad Pitt helped give out paper plates. Meryl Streep took two slices.

 

– John Travolta announced this year`s performer of the Best Original Song: the wickedly talented Adele Dazeem. Who?!?! He meant, of course, Idina Menzel, who sang Let It Go live.

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– Pharrell danced into the audience while performing his song Happy. Lupita Nyong`o, Meryl Streep and Amy Adams grooved with him.

 

– During her acceptance speech, Cate Blanchett called out the entire industry for thinking that women can`t sell films. Of course they can! 

 

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BEST PICTURE

12 Years A Slave

American Hustle

Captain Phillips

Gravity

Dallas Buyers Club

Her

Nebraska

Philomena

The Wolf Of Wall Street

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DIRECTOR

Steve McQueen – 12 Years A Slave

David O. Russell – American Hustle

Alfonso CuarÃ